It's like, so whatever

Madison lied about eating her lunch yesterday. Instead of eating what I sent (read: worked hard to pay for) she got lunch at school. So, today I sent her to school with no lunch, sandwich or snack. I was evil mom status. Whatever. 

Fast forward a few hours when my son is once again refusing to poop. He squeezes the booty tight instead of pushing it out. I force him to bend his legs so that pooping happens. Worst mom ever. Whatever. 

I cook the meal Tony always asks for but never gets. The kids hate it so I usually avoid it (read:cooking two different meals sucks). So I do him a solid, make the kids something different and cook the Asian turkey meatballs he covets. "They taste different ". Ugh. Whatever. 

Empty a dryer full of clean clothes that have been violated by a rogue neon pink crayon. Ahhhhhh. Whatever.  

Reloading "clean" violated clothes back in to the washer when Paige comes out of her room to tell me she fell out of bed. No blood. "Go back to bed." Whatever. 

Exit laundry room to find baby splashing in a puddle of dog pee. Scrub baby free of all yucky while laughing at the weirdness of my life. It's like, so whatever. 

I really do love my family and even while I often roll my eyes and mutter "whatever" (read: I usually mutter "wtf" but this is a family blog) I know I will look back fondly on these years. Lol